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Friday, December 19, 2008
Um...I'm Famous?

"Cherchez la Baditude"


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Thursday, December 18, 2008
Time To Spread Some Cheer.

Well rather than clog up this space with a long-winded recap of everything I missed in the last year or so. I'll just pretend like there's been no break and write about something pointless and mundane.

What I remember about blogging is that most of it seems to be about complaining about something. With that in mind, here is a short list of things I am sick of:

1) "Got Anything"

Remember this?

We all loved the got milk ad campaign. It was effective because it communicated a simple truth that most of us can relate to, in a clever and humorous way. Namely that the average American finds milk to be a perfect and almost vital compliment to a wide variety of tasty (and typically rich) treats.

Interesting side note: that original "Aaron Burr" milk ad was directed by Michael Bay.

Anyway. About a million other people with zero creativity jumped on the milk bandwagon and attempted to peddle their products by placing the word "got" in front of whatever-the-fuck they were selling.

The day I realized I had had enough of this bullshit was when I was following some soccer-mom/private-tutor's Ford Escort and saw these words (in that all-too-familiar font) on her tinted rear window: "GOT GOOD GRADES?"


"GOT GOOD GRADES?" *smirk*

excuse me? Wipe that god damned smile off your face. If you're not smart enough to come up with a better slogan your certainly not qualified to teach anyone anything. Ever. The only thing that slogan tells me is that this tutor excels at ripping something off badly. I'm sure all his/her student's excel at plagiarism.

2) "Scandalgate"

On August 9, 1974 President Richard Nixon resigned as president of the United States of America. Nixon ended an unpopular war in Vietnam, made friends with China and helped foster a spirit of cooperation with the Soviets -- easing Cold War tensions. However because he was something of an arrogant shyster he wound up abandoning his office in disgrace, with a dismal approval rating of around 20%.

It was discovered that the Nixon administration was up to all sorts of no-good when some of his goons where found breaking into the offices of the Democratic National Committee. Offices that were located in a group of buildings called the Watergate Complex.

The "Watergate Scandal" as it came to be known ended up sinking the Nixon Administration and tainted his entire legacy.

The worst consequence of this whole thing was that lazy news-people had a secret meeting somewhere to decide that from now on every scandal or disagreement or point of controversy should from then on have the word "gate" as it's suffix.

This means if you go to a restaurant and order a hamburger and the service was slow you should refer to this incident as "burger-gate".

If your neighbor crashes his car into the door attached to your fence and refuses to pay for the damages, you should refer to this incident as "gate-gate"

I hate this short-hand for "scandal" for a number of reasons. Mostly because it's trite and tired. But also because it obscures and confuses the actual history of the original "gate" and makes "Watergate" sound like some infamous aquatic crime.

3) "Carol of Hells"

Again I have to harp on advertisers. I know it's an easy target because there are SO many bad commercials out there but I just can't help myself. I know I only have like 10 readers here and I don't think any of them are in advertising but if you KNOW someone who is, please tell them to stop making holiday themed ads with Christmas carol parodies.

For the love of the Jesus who you claim to be celebrating. STOP IT!

It's not that I hate holiday music (though by December 10th or so it does get a little old). I just find these to be unbelievably lame. The song that gets raped most often seems to be Carol of Bells. Which is a rather charming tune actually (though I prefer it as an instrumental). It feels very "wintery". It sounds like snow.

However when someone like Garmin comes in a takes a dump all over it sounds like shit and makes me want pour acid in my ears.

Oh and lest you think I'm some sort of Scrooge. I do have a favorite Christmas song:

"I Wanna wiiiiish you a merry christmas!!"


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Tuesday, December 16, 2008
I wonder

If I started blogging again would anyone notice?



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